brbjellyfishing:

the-original-cinnamon-roll:

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

deepnest:

deepnest:

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

nblemons:

in 2019 we realise that vocaloid songs go hard as fuck and stop shaming people for liking them bc lets face it world is mine is a bop.

yourfavhasonebraincell:

The entire video game industry has one brain cell!

jokersmithjr:

LANE?!